If you're reading this, you could also be playing my games. No, seriously. Why are you reading this when you could be playing my games? I've written a plurality of games, and I really think your time would be better spent playing them than reading this.
Both Swordfighting and Physics are really good and you should play them. If you're into arcade games, play Asteroids. If you like to do it yourself (or enjoy a good dumb meme), play The DIYGame. We do not talk about Spiders here. GameGame is, well, uh, maybe don't play it. In fact, definitely don't.
I'm Cahatstrophe Games (she/her, trans), or Hat for short. This is because I am both a catastrophe, and also a hat. I am maybe probably some form of mythological creature, and you should treat me with the appropriate amount of reverence and awe.
I guess you can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you need me for anything, if you want to send me cat pics, or if you just want to flatter me. Actually that last one sounds pretty good. No, seriously, I demand praise. Praise me! PRAISE ME!