The World's Worst Asteroids Clone

So, there I was the other day, thinking back to my long lost youth. And you know what I really enjoyed when I was young? That good old arcade game Asteroids. So I thought to myself, 'hey, I bet I could make a version of that'! So I did. It was pretty good, even! And then, as I always do, I took a look at it and asked myself how I could possibly make it any worse. And then I made it worse.

Why you should download it:

• It's like Asteroids, but worse
• A lot worse
• Nigh unplayable, even
• I ruined the control scheme
• You can't even go in a straight line
• Good luck

Control with the WASD or arrow keys, and use space to fire. p or escape pauses. 10,000 points will give you an extra life.