So, there I was the other day, thinking back to my long lost youth. And you know what I really enjoyed when I was young? That good old arcade game Asteroids. So I thought to myself, 'hey, I bet I could make a version of that'! So I did. It was pretty good, even! And then, as I always do, I took a look at it and asked myself how I could possibly make it any worse. And then I made it worse.

Why you should download it:

  • It's like Asteroids, but worse
  • A lot worse
  • Nigh unplayable, even
  • I ruined the control scheme
  • You can't even go in a straight line
  • Good luck

Control with the WASD or arrow keys, and use space to fire. p or escape pauses. 10,000 points will give you an extra life.

Install instructions

Does anyone even read these? I'm not convinced. If you're reading this, post your highscores in the comments!


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